LadyShadowofAzerath

"Allow me to tell you a legend from my military days in Russia. It is about an assassin they called "The Red Bear". Feared and revered by those above him and beneath him, the executioner of many, many United Nations soldiers. People quaked in fear when they heard his name. Well, perhaps quaked is too strong of a word, but they trembled nonetheless. The enemy quaked, his allies merely trembled. There we go. "During his stint in the Russian military, he assassinated two United Nations Generals, more than any other single assassin. Hell, no other assassin had even been able to lay a hand on one general, much less two. He had an uncanny ability

1. Guys, it's okay to isolate your girlfriend from friends, family, and general society. Just use the excuse "I only want to protect you" and she'll be fine with it! 2. Attempted sexual assault=love. Force yourself on the girl of your dreams and she'll reciprocate your feelings in no time flat! 3. Girls, if you don't have a man to cling to, you are of no use to society. Go throw yourself off a cliff before you become a crazy old cat lady. 4. Thinking logically is the man's job. The woman's job is to get herself into stupid situations so the man can swoop in and save her. 5. Guys are hardcore and kick butt. Girls are either victimized dams

1. It's perfectly okay for your boyfriend to emotionally and psychologically abuse you as long as he's hot. 2. If you are a woman, you must have a man to be your breadwinner. Also, children=success. 3. It's okay to use guys who like you for your own purposes when you have no real intention of dating them. 4. Anti-feminism is cool. Suffrage is so 1920. 5. Vampires aren't bloodsucking monsters. They're misunderstood, angst-filled immortals of immense beauty and power. 6. Humanity is overrated. Who wouldn't want to repeat high school five million times during their immortal life? 7. Stalking=love. Remember guys, girls love it when you watc

“And just how did we end up here instead of the auto parts place?” Kevin asked Ben as they sat in the corner of a dress shop; prisoners of Gwen’s epic quest to find the perfect dress for her winter formal. Ben shrugged. “She probably did this to me because I ruined her formal last time. And you two are pretty much an item, so that explains why you’re here. ” He eyed a brunette in a strapless blue dress. “At least there’s no shortage of good views.” Kevin didn’t bother to reply, watching Gwen walk over in a yellow dress. “What do you think, boys? I kind of like it myself…”

Chapter Twelve Ewan moved silently along the walls, looking around the corner to make sure the coast was clear. When he was sure no one was coming, he removed the paper clip from his pocket and began picking the lock to Cross’ door. It popped open easily, and he walked into the dimly lit room. He laid eyes on what he’d gone through all the trouble of breaking into his father’s room for; the liquor cabinet. While Ewan did respect and admire his new found dad very much, he also had his father’s affinity for alcohol. And the fact that he was underage and therefore not allowed to buy his own drove him to the desperate

Chapter Eleven  “What are you doing, Giselle?” Avani asked the little girl. “I’m trying to find Leo,” she replied. “We were playing House and he ran away and hid from me.” “He’s probably with Lavi or Krory, maybe Komui or Reever.” “Oh, okay! I’ll go find him then.” Giselle left the room and went to find Leo. --- “Leo, what are you doing under there?” Leo put a slice of chocolate cake on Reever’s desk. “If Giselle comes by, I’m not here,” Leo whispered, crawling back under into the darkness. “Gotcha,” Reever said as he went

Chapter Two “I’m sorry for your loss.” The doctor bowed and left the room. Cross couldn’t even think, much less try and speak to the man leaving the room. How could this have happened so fast, so soon? He’d only been home one day and she was already gone. Just like that. He felt so…empty, like he was sitting on a whole other plane of reality with no one else around. It made him want to cry. And so he did, without caring if anyone else was around to hear him. His father had gone to the coroner’s and the church to make arrangements for the funeral. Cross was alone, which he found oddly…comfo