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TILFT-21. Guys, it's okay to isolate your girlfriend from friends, family, and general society. Just use the excuse "I only want to protect you" and she'll be fine with it!TILFT-2
2. Attempted sexual assault=love. Force yourself on the girl of your dreams and she'll reciprocate your feelings in no time flat!
3. Girls, if you don't have a man to cling to, you are of no use to society. Go throw yourself off a cliff before you become a crazy old cat lady.
4. Thinking logically is the man's job. The woman's job is to get herself into stupid situations so the man can swoop in and save her.
5. Guys are hardco
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Things I Learned from Twilight1. It's perfectly okay for your boyfriend to emotionally and psychologically abuse you as long as he's hot.Things I Learned from Twilight
2. If you are a woman, you must have a man to be your breadwinner. Also, children=success.
3. It's okay to use guys who like you for your own purposes when you have no real intention of dating them.
4. Anti-feminism is cool. Suffrage is so 1920.
5. Vampires aren't bloodsucking monsters. They're misunderstood, angst-filled immortals of immense beauty and power.
6. Humanity is overrated. Who wouldn't want to repeat high school five million times during their immortal life? &
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Dress-Chapter One“And just how did we end up here instead of the auto parts place?” Kevin asked Ben as they sat in the corner of a dress shop; prisoners of Gwen’s epic quest to find the perfect dress for her winter formal.Dress-Chapter One
Ben shrugged. “She probably did this to me because I ruined her formal last time. And you two are pretty much an item, so that explains why you’re here. ” He eyed a brunette in a strapless blue dress. “At least there’s no shortage of good views.” Kevin didn’t bother to reply, watching Gwen walk over in a yellow dress. “What do you think, boys? I kind
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Biig Happy Family Chapter 12Chapter Twelve Ewan moved silently along the walls, looking around the corner to make sure the coast was clear. When he was sure no one was coming, he removed the paper clip from his pocket and began picking the lock to Cross’ door. It popped open easily, and he walked into the dimly lit room.Biig Happy Family Chapter 12
He laid eyes on what he’d gone through all the trouble of breaking into his father’s room for; the liquor cabinet.
While Ewan did respect and admire his new found dad very much, he also had his father’s affinity for alcohol. And the fact that he was underage and therefore not allowed to buy his o
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